上帝創造了孩子
孩子讓你抓狂時，想想即使萬能如天神也管教不了祂的孩子，或許能為你帶來一點安慰。
在造了天和地後，上帝造了亞當和夏娃。
上帝告訴他們的第一件事就是「不准！」
「不准甚麼？」亞當問道。
「不准吃那棵樹上的果子，那是禁果。」上帝回答。
「禁果？園子裡有禁果？喂，夏娃，我們的園子裡有禁果耶！」
「真的假的！?」夏娃回答。
「騙你才怪。」亞當回答。
「不准偷吃禁果！」上帝再次聲明。
「為什麼？」
「因為我是爸爸，爸爸說不准就是不准。」上帝一邊回答時想著，早知道做完大象就該收工的。
幾分鐘後，上帝看到兩個小孩竟然吃起禁果當點心，大為發怒。
「我有沒有告訴過你們那是禁果，不准吃？」
「有。」亞當回答。
「那為什麼還吃？」上帝問道。
「不知道。」夏娃回答。
「是她先吃的！」亞當說。
「哪是！」夏娃提高音量說。
「本來就是！」亞當更大聲的說。
「才不是！」夏娃大叫。
受夠這兩個孩子後，上帝決定要好好懲罰他們，於是就讓亞當和夏娃也擁有自己的孩子。
就這樣，上帝造了孩子，這個模式自那時起就沒再改變過。
當你用盡你的耐性與愛心教導孩子，他們卻始終無法領受時，別太自責。
假如管教孩子在上帝都這麼辛苦，你又怎麼能期待在你會是輕鬆的事呢？
下面是原文版...
God Created Children
Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was “DON’T!”
“Don’t what?” Adam replied.
“Don’t eat the forbidden fruit.” God said.
“Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve we have a forbidden fruit”
“No Way”! Said Eve.
“Yes way” replied Adam
“Do NOT eat the fruit!” Exclaimed God.
“Why?“
“Because I am your Father and I said so” God replied, wondering why He hadn’t stopped creation after making the elephants.
A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! “Didn’t I tell you not to eat the fruit?” God asked.
“Uh, huh”, Adam replied.
“Then why did you? asked God. ”I don’t know,” said Eve.
“She started it!” Adam said.
“Did not”, exclaimed Eve
“Did too” exclaimed Adam.
“DID NOT”, shouted Eve.
Having had it with the two of them, God’s punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven’t taken it, don’t be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
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